Objective Insight From A Guy Who Despises Jimmy Buffet
(Or At Least His Music)
Every once in a while I contribute a piece to the Stomp
Tokyo affiliate, Diary of a
Tuber. As the title implies, its primary focus is the dissection of
televised fare. Below you will find links to articles that I have written,
but there are plenty of other critiques by various authors that should not
be missed. Go check it out!
"Obviously, the chances of me killing (or even injuring, for that matter) the spider were minimal; so after
fruitlessly scouring my bed for his little corpse, I gave up, and slept on the couch downstairs for the next
couple nights (dreaming of the spider finding a nice, warm spot amongst my covers, setting up a nest, and
ultimately, depositing baby spiders)."
"So, I feel it is my obligation to report: the women here are neither naked nor overly
hairy. Now, I have seen a few topless Europeans during my travels in Switzerland, but most of which you’d wish
would indulge in a T-shirt of some sort."
"But it's not Saget's rapier wit or Coulier's mastery of Donald Duck
impressions that have the viewers coming back for more; it's our fascination with seeing other
people make complete asses of themselves."