The Mediocrity Strikes Back!

"Wow! Ralphie boy said 'To the moon!' but this is ridiculous!"

This is what seems to pass for Wookiee porn. Who woulda thunk it?

Jefferson Starship drops by for a gig. Boy, is that lightsaber/microphone effect disturbing.

On the left is Luke wearing more eye make-up than all of Duran Duran combined, on the right Leia is... well, we're not sure what she's doing, but at least she's not singing.

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