OR, IF IT'S NOT A MOVIE REVIEW, STICK IT HERE
Philosophy - Why and How We Do What We Do, Or At Least The Way It
Was A Long Time Ago
Mandatory First Anniversary Column - We're One Year Old Today
100 Greatest Horror Films? - They're kidding, right? NOTE: Don't go there. It's gone.
the Symptoms (WARNING! contains
unpopular musings on the real world!)
Evil Dead Movies and the Decline of the American Horror Film
Requisite Second Anniversary Column - How old are we? This
Schmoomsday - still cranky after all these years
2000 - We came, we saw, we didn't sleep.
Tenth Annual New Orleans Worst Films Festival - Hurricanes, dead butts,
and midgets (oh my!)
Wholly Unexpected 3rd Anniversary Column - Things change
Death of Theaters - Like any childhood friend that has turned on me,
I hate them, hate them, hate them
Eleventh Annual New Orleans Worst Film Festival - Aaaaaaaaay-eeeeeeeee!
of the Cheapass DVDs - What's up with those $4.99 discs?
to The Land of the Cheapass DVDs - More cheapness revealed!
of The Land of the Cheapass DVDs - Even more cheapness haunting our
Jaw-Dropping 4th Anniversary Column - Is it that time of year again?
Maggot - Everyone's favorite fashion-challenged homicidal maniac answers
2002 - In which our heroes brave John Travolta, Anthony Newley, BREAKIN'!
and thank God for Pam Grier.
B-Fest 2002 - the MegaLemur Version
On - With The NOW Superhero! - A Memoir of the 70's
Twelfth Annual New Orleans Worst Film Festival - Or, Dr. Weasel's
I-Can't-Believe-It-Either 5th Anniversary Column - with Special Bonus
Old Man Bitching!
2003 - Does anybody read these things anymore?
B-Fest 2003 - the MegaLemur Version
of the Land of the Cheapass DVDs - Alpha Video! Ask for it by name!
of the Land of the Cheapass DVDs - Phantom Empire, Radar Men, Aztec
Sixth Anniversary Sense - why the site is more like a Web version
of Where's Waldo these days
Maggot! v2.0 - from the out-of-print B-Movies