Bordello of Blood
If you think Dennis Miller is embarrassing himself every week on Monday Night Football, you've really got to see him in Bordello of Blood. Check out Dr. Freex's review if you don't believe us. On DVD and VHS.

Zapped!
The eternal duo of Scott Baio and Willie Aames (remember Charles in Charge?) keeps the dreck coming with Zapped, quite possibly the world's first "perverted teen telekinetic" movie. VHS only.

The Clown at Midnight
By golly, it's a clown, and it's midnight, and that means... evil! Or so some would have you believe. Evil Pagliacci terrorizes drama students. 'Nuff said! VHS only.

Eaten Alive
Tobe Hooper is best known for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but his disappointing follow-up had fewer chainsaws and more human-devouring alligators. It's not exactly what fans were hoping for. DVD only.

The Wizard of Gore
With a title like Wizard of Gore, do you really need a plot synopsis? Suffice it to say that this "hack" of a magician has gone through more than one assistant in his career -- heck, more than one in each show! DVD only.

Porky's Triple Pack
Honestly, who can get enough of those lovable Porky's movies? Remember the first Porky's, when the sight gags, gross-out humor, and gratuitous nudity were novelties? And then the sequels, in which the concept got really boring? Now you can own all 3 for about $20!