Stomp Tokyo's Rejected Slogans

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Stomp Tokyo's Rejected Slogans

Stomp Tokyo: Well do you really have anything better to do?
Submitted by Chris Rowley.
"Starring Tim Thomerson!"
Submitted by William December Starr.
Stomp Tokyo-and you thought it was Godzilla's job.
Submitted by Ryan Mead.
And you thought Pia Zadora was scary.
Movies on video. What an invention!
We're nothing like Leonard Maltin. We promise.
(picture of Frankenstein's monster) Gyaarr! Stomp Tokyo good!
Videos. They aren't just for breakfast anymore.
If YOU had a web site, we'd visit it.
It's the videos, stupid!
If you can't name it, we've reviewed it.
Stomp Tokyo: Reviews that eat like a meal.
Now available in a fresher scent.
Dry hair is for squids.

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