The Ring Virus
Before the American remake of
Ringu
(1998) there was this Korean take on the same movie. Of the three I’d
definitely say that The Ring
Virus (1999) is the weakest film by far. It
loses a lot of what made
Ringu
so creepy, while adding little to the
scenario.Like
Ringu,
The Ring Virus
starts with a teenage girl dying
mysteriously of what doctors say was a heart attack. The girl’s aunt
Sun-joo is a reporter, and she does a little digging and finds out that three
other teenagers died at the exact same time, and, like her niece, at least two
of them were holding fistfuls of their own hair. Soo-jun finds out that one
doctor present at the autopsy of two of the victims suggested that the deaths
weren’t mere heart attacks.
This may be the worst blind date
ever.Sun-joo visits the doctor,
Choi. He’s the kind of impossibly eccentric character who only appears in
the movies. Sun-joo first finds him he’s laying on a mortuary slab with a
blanket over himself, eating seeds. Despite having raised alarms during the
autopsy, Choi refuses to give Sun-joo any
help.Sun-joo discovers that all four
of the dead teens had stayed at certain resort the week before their deaths. She
visits the resort, and finds a tape the teens watched.
The Ring
Virus drops the urban legend angle that
Ringu
had, so her leap to finding the videotape (or suspecting a videotape was
involved at all) is nearly
miraculous.
"...Send us all your
money."The tape is a series of
strange images, though it’s less esoteric and far less creepy than in any
other version of the story. The tape even includes helpful text explaining that
anyone watching the tape will die in one week, and at the end there’s even
text explaining how to break the curse… but these vital instructions have
been taped over with a talk
show!Desperate to remove the curse
Sun-joo tries to figure out what the images on the tape are about, and she
pesters the cryptic Choi into helping her. Together they investigate, though
frankly they aren’t very good at it. Eventually some visions lead them to
the story of Eun-suh, a psychic girl who came to a bad end that probably
wasn’t the least bit surprising to anybody who saw this
movie.
Aaaahhh!
Her hair is messy! She's
eeevil!Where
The Ring
Virus falls flat is that it isn’t
scary. At all. It’s almost like the filmmakers knew that their audience
would have seen
Ringu,
so they made a film starring Korean actors designed to invoke memories of the
earlier film. There are three great scare scenes in
Ringu;
the cursed tape, the scene in the well, and the scene where Sadako emerges from
the TV. The Ring
Virus has equivalents to all of those, but
it rushes through them, not bothering to build tension or establish atmosphere.
The Ring
Virus also makes the Sadako character a much
more normal person. There’s really no indication that Eun-suh had a
particularly troubled childhood after her mother committed suicide, and she even
grew up to have a normal job before her murder. All these decisions, and some
very flat acting, render The Ring
Virus completely harmless.
Posted: Wed - September 15, 2004 at
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