Shriek of the Mutilated
Shriek of the
Mutilated (1974) is a famous bad movie,
known mostly for the gory murder-by-electric-knife that has little to do with
the rest of the movie. Clearly shot a shoestring, it’s incompetent in
nearly everyway, even ruining its own twist ending. This material could actually
be interesting if done in a competent
manner.The action in
Shriek
centers around a college professor who invites four of his best students on a
field trip to a friend’s house on an island in Hudson Bay. The intent is
to prove that the Yeti exists, which most people would recognize as being a
little hard to do in New York because the Yeti is supposed to live in Central
Asia, but no matter. The professor’s friend has heard, seen and smelled a
Yeti on the island, so up they go.
Once on the island the Yeti turns
out be horrifically violent (if cuddly cute) creature, killing two of the
students in as many days. The professor makes the frankly incredible suggestion
that the body parts of the previous victims be used to lure the Yeti in closer
to the house so it can be shot with tranquilizer darts. Needless to say this
plan goes awry, and the Yeti gets to chase everyone around for a while, until
its super-loud heartbeat turns into
music…Stop reading now if you
don’t want to know the twist ending, though I figured it out about 7 and
1/2 minutes in. The Yeti is actually a hoax, all part of an elaborate ruse to
acquire victims for a high class cannibal feast the professor is throwing!
(“Hey Scoob, looks like we aren’t the only ones with the
munchies!”) Maybe it’s just me, but when a character in a low budget
film mentions a mysterious dish containing an unnamed ingredient more than one
time, I think “cannibal.” Still, you probably wouldn’t have to
watch as many b-movies as I do to figure it out. It’s clumsily hinted at
throughout the movie.The cannibal
explanation creates quite a few questions. If the whole reason for the Yeti ruse
is to scare certain victims to death, wouldn't there be a better way to do it
than dressing up like a giant Monchichi? How does
the professor explain all these dead students and less than the requisite number
of bodies?In nearly every department
Shriek of the
Muilated is idiotic filmmaking. The dialogue
is awful, the actors are community theater rejects, and the Yeti costume is
laughable. But perhaps the funniest thing about the film is that there is no
snow. There's supposed to be snow, characters talk about snow, and the Yeti is
supposed to be hard to see but stands out like a sore thumb because there is no
snow. For one flashback sequence the filmmakers dress some poor guy up in full
winter gear and have him wander around a snow-less field, pretending he's caught
in a blizzard. Then they overexpose the film so that everything looks
white.
Perhaps rather than treating
Shriek of the
Mutilated as entertainment it should be seen
as educational. I learned many things. For instance, in the 1970's there was no
such thing as a curtain set with too many
colors.
And in the 1970's there was no such
thing as glasses that were too big.
Posted: Mon - February 23, 2004 at
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