Scott's Random Thought for the Day (Special Weapons and Tactics Includes Thowing Poop)



You know what the world needs? Monkeys with SWAT training.

My favorite quote:

"Truelove is spearheading the department's request to purchase and train a capuchin monkey, considered the second smartest primate to the chimpanzee."

You know why humans only rank third (at best) on the primate intelligence scale? BECAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO GIVE FIREARMS TO MONKEYS!!!

“But Scott,” you whine, if you’ve read the article,”It doesn’t say anything about arming the monkeys. They’re just going to use them for surveillance.”

Yeah right. Then one day they give the monkey a gun, “just this once, because it will save lives,” and the next thing you know it’s Conquest of the Planet of the Apes. You remember that as you’re kowtowing to the new Monkey Emperor Aldo I.

Posted: Tue - April 19, 2005 at      

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