A Complete Mystery



Here’s a story from the St. Petersburg Times a couple days ago:

Work Van Becomes an Inadvertent Grenade

Here’s my favorite part. The van contained “two 55-gallon fuel drums, two 5-gallon tanks, a bucket full of gas-soaked rags and several aerosol cans,” but they’re not sure why it exploded. Further investigations have revealed that the van was also carrying the driver’s priceless collection of antique half-filled kerosene cans, the fuel tank from a Pinto, four crates of discount fireworks from a company that exclusively employs blind people, and a copy of Michael Bay’s The Island on DVD, yet the reasons for the explosion may never be known.

Posted: Sun - February 19, 2006 at      

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