Pia items at auction

Here are a few of the weird things I've seen at auction on Ebay that supposedly belonged to (or were signed by) Pia Zadora:

Yes folks, a Pia Zadora signed baseball. Why? I don't know.

For you stalkers out there, here's a bathing suit supposedly once worn by Pia.

For stalkers in colder weather, how about a lovely ski suit?

Just look at the fine detailing on this marvy space-age fabric!