What's the popcorn scale? The popcorn scale is much like a star-rating scale. Movies are assigned a rating from one to five popcorns, based on their "merit." To get the most for your movie-going dollar, I'd suggest you look for anything with a rating of three popcorns or higher.

Here's how it all works:

1 popcorn: A thousand years from now when our civilization lies in ruins, alien explorers will visit our planet. They will dig this film out from under the rubble and consider it the pinnacle achievement of our society's culture. At that moment, the earth will deflate like a punctured basketball. In other words, this is a BAD movie. Avoid at all costs.

2 popcorns: Better than your Uncle Clyde's home movies of his vacation in Amish country, but not by much. It's probably redeemed by a few good lines, interesting camera work or the appearance of Michelle Pfeiffer. Wait for video and even then use a coupon.

3 popcorns: An efficient time-killer with some entertainment value, but overall, a pretty mediocre experience. This movie won't be your first choice unless you're a fan of the actor, director, genre or have already seen everything else that's out. Don't pay full price.

4 popcorns: Pretty freakin' good. This movie is definitely worth your time and money. You wouldn't mind seeing it again.

5 popcorns: Celluloid Nirvana. One of the best. Think "It's a Wonderful Life," "Broadcast News" and "Star Wars."