Fake Steve Jobs, Tampa, and the iPhone

Why does Florida always have to own the most embarrassing example of everything?

Bearded lady? Man with lady hair?: "
Check out the circus freak who was first to score an iPhone in Tampa. For Christ's sake could we not get at least one normal-looking person in line for these things? Jesus. Much love to Engadget for scoring this."

(Via The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs.)