In a world where we just can’t let well enough alone with anything, bacon at it’s elemental level is pretty hard to mess with. Yes there are variations on the smoke, the thickness of cut, you can throw some pepper on it. But bacon is bacon. Irish bacon is a pork chop and Pancetta is bacon masquerading as a sexy Italian babe. True bacon helps satisfy our lust for simpler times.
If you don’t want an iPhone 4
Don’t buy it
If you bought one and you don’t like it
Bring it back
Bring it back bring it back
This opened today’s iPhone 4 antenna press conference. Pretty funny stuff. I don’t have an iPhone 4 yet, but all this silly coverage hasn’t changed my intention to get one eventually.
From Douglas Adams 1999 article “How to Stop Worrying and Learn to Love the Internet”
1) everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal;
2) anything that gets invented between then and before you turn thirty is incredibly exciting and creative and with any luck you can make a career out of it;
3) anything that gets invented after you’re thirty is against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know it until it’s been around for about ten years when it gradually turns out to be alright really.
Apply this list to movies, rock music, word processors and mobile phones to work out how old you are.
The latest travesty in chamber of commerce videos: take one of the worst songs of the ’80s and throw at it the following: TV news anchors, cheerleaders, and local athletes. Can’t fail!